Is It Weird To Sit Next To My Boyfriend At Restaurants?

As you already know, my boyfriend, Mark, and I are constantly disgusting those around us by canoodling, kissing, and gazing into each other’s eyes. I was hoping it would get better but I actually think it somehow got worse.

A few nights ago I met Mark in Manhattan for dinner at Tony Dinapoli’s. We sat across from each other and held hands under the table and played footsie over the table. Not too bad, right? Okay there may have been minor gazing. A few air kisses. And one real kiss when I got up because I couldn’t resist any longer. Alright we’re disgusting. I’ll pay the dry cleaning bill for the shirt you just vomited on.

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PDA That Stands For Public Displays of (Getting) Ass


About a month ago, I went on a date with someone who said they disliked PDA (Public Displays of Affection).

“Hang on,” I said. “Now, by ‘PDA,’ do you mean ‘hand-holding, a quick kiss, or making out hard-core in public?”

“No, no, hand-holding and some kissing is fine. I just don’t want it to look like I just came back from Afganistan, you know what I’m saying?”

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