A Man Asked Me To Be His Mistress

I recently went to a local bar to grab a drink with a few of my friends. While waiting for the bartender to make my Malibu Bay Breeze, the man next to me started talking to me (about my hair, of course). I humored him for a few minutes, listening to what profession he’s in and how old he is (in his forties). That’s when things got interesting.

“So, listen, I have a lot of money and I’m bored with my life. Don’t get me wrong, I love my beautiful kids and my wife, but I’m looking for someone on the side.”

I sat there, jaw dropped, staring at this guy, waiting for him to say, “Just kidding.”

He didn’t. Instead, he continued to make his case.

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When You’re The Mistress…

So last night I heard a CRAZY story from a friend of a friend. I’ll call him Marshall. Marshall recently broke up with his girlfriend, whom he was dating for 4.5 years. That’s a long time, right? Well, not longer than the EIGHT years she was dating her OTHER boyfriend.

Yup, Marshall was the mistress! What is this chick…a spy? Because she’s rivaling 007 if you ask me. I have never in my life heard of someone keeping an entire relationship a secret. A one-night-stand, fine. A little fling on the side, okay. But having TWO boyfriends for 4.5 years?! I find it hard to have one lol.

To make the story even crazier, this girl’s original boyfriend refused to believe Marshall. In order to “make him feel as bad as [he] did,” Marshall started sending this poor guy photos, forwarded text Continue reading