Is That Your Thong Wrapped Around My Chihuahua’s Head?


BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA (2008)<br /><br /><br />
PIPER PERABO (left), CHLOE (right)My friend Marissa (the fake belly dancer) told me a hilarious story that reminded me of one of my favorite episodes of Frasier.

One morning, after spending the night with her boyfriend, she started getting dressed to go home. Unfortunately, she was missing something: her thong. She looked all over his room, and then eventually gave up and left the house commando.

Later that day, her boyfriend called her hysterically laughing. Continue reading

Giving New Meaning To “A Balcony View”



Two of my good friends, Lucy and Jack, went on vacation to Aruba a few years ago. They had a beautiful room, but were a little annoyed that it wasn’t beachfront but, rather, on the third floor. Rather than let it ruin their trip, they decided to see the light in the situation — privacy.

One afternoon after going for a swim they decided to “consummate their love”. Anyway, after about a half hour, Jack saw something in the corner of his eye, which made both of them turn toward the window. Horrified, they came to a realization: Close the curtains even if your room isn’t on the ground level. Continue reading

When Skinny-Dipping Goes Wrong

Before I begin this post, no, that is not a picture of me, haha. A few years ago, I went on a trip to Aruba with a few of my girlfriends. While we were there, we paid a local boat-owner to take her out deep Ito the ocean and snorkel for an hour.

When the small boat pulled away, a really crazy idea entered my mind: I should totally go skinny-dipping. I had never done it before, and figured, hey, no one’s around, why not?

“Christine! Dunk your head under the water. Can you see my body from over there?”

“Nope,” she said.

So I untied my bikini and held it in my hand…and it was GREAT. I was so free! I swam around like the damn Little Mermaid (my idol) in my glory.

This went on for about four minutes. Then I heard someone strange. I turned around to see what it was, and dropped my jaw in horror. Continue reading