When Your Booty Call’s Girlfriend Shows Up At His House

problem4Another crazy tale about Ellie and John…

Senior year of college, after four years of sleeping together, Ellie saw John in a local bar (where he now worked). After a few drinks, John asked Ellie if she wanted to go back to his place to hook up. A few minutes later, they were driving back to his house. Halfway through the car ride, John received a text message.

All of a sudden, he started slurring his words and acting wildly drunk.

Are you okay?” Ellie asked him, seeing that he was tipsy at best just a minute earlier.

“Yeah, I’m fine!” John drunkenly yelled, and stuck his head out of her sunroof.

When they pulled up to his house and walked through the door, a girl, Marie, sat on the couch in the living room.

“Hi John,” she said coldly, and gave Ellie a death stare.

Ugh, why do John’s roommates’ girlfriends constantly wander around the house? Ellie thought and nodded at the girl.

John looked from Marie to Ellie nervously and said, “Let’s play Rockband!”

“You really want to play Rockband? It’s like 1AM,” Ellie said.

“Yeah, it’ll be fun! Come on!” John said.

Begrudgingly, Ellie put her purse in John’s room, then sat down in the living room to play the drums in Rockband. Two hours later, when enough was enough, she finally said, “Okay, I’m going to sleep,” and walked toward John’s room.

Just then, Marie grabbed John, pushed past Ellie, and pulled him into his room, slamming the door behind her.

“John, what going on?!” Ellie yelled through the door.

When he heard this, John’s house-mate came out of his own room and spoke to Ellie.

“Listen, you should probably leave them alone,” he said.

“Leave them alone? I’m here for John,” Ellie said.

“Yeah, about that. Marie’s actually here for John, too.”

“Are you fucking kidding me?! I thought she was your girlfriend! He had me play Rockband for two hours with a girl he’s seeing?!”

“Looks that way.”

“Well, I need my bag. I have to go in there to get it.”

“I’ll get your bag,” he said, and retrieved it for her without John ever coming out of his room.

 Once I closed my jaw, I asked Ellie several questions, to which she had no answers.

1. If she was driving and he received a text from his girlfriend, telling him that she was at his house, why wouldn’t he fake sick (not drunk) and tell her to drop him home and go home, herself?

2. What did he think was going to happen when she got there? Another surprise threesome?!

3. Was Marie yelling at him or having sex with him in that room?

No matter what the answers are to these questions — I literally cannot believe John tried to pull this shit with Ellie (and with Marie!). I think both girls should have left him immediately after seeing what was going on. Some guys are just pigs!