One of my best friends, Marie, texted me, infuriated. “It’s not us, it’s THEM!” She proceeded to tell me a story about the guy she’s dating, Max, and what just occurred.
His dog, his friends, his family, his 100 pictures of boobs and asses. Wait, what?
Yes, this guy asked the girl he’s been seeing to upload pictures of other girls’ naked bodies onto his computer for him.
“WHATTTT?!!!!!” I wrote back. “What did he do and say?!?!”
“Nothing, he pretended like I didn’t see it. But he went from laying down in his bed to sitting straight up on the edge of it.”
“What did you do?!”
They never spoke about the “incident” and Marie decided that maybe the photos were old, anyway and continued their relationship.
… But could you freaking believe that?! Look, I get it, you’re a guy, you’re bound to have slutty pictures on your phone/computer. But to (a) not hide them in a folder marked “Fantasy Football Statistics” and (b) ask your sort-of girlfriend to help you with the pictures without erasing those first?! Idiot!
Have you ever seen naked photos on your girl/boyfriend’s phone and wanted to break it/them?