Bruce Jenner or Jen Brucer?

So I’m reading (and seeing) that Bruce Jenner is pretty much on his way to a sex change operation. Now, here’s the thing: I don’t actually care. I do care, however, that he refuses to admit to this. Dude (and I use that term loosely), you have hair plug, ombre that nicer than mine, and a shaved Adam’s apple. Do you really want to continue this charade? I totally get it. If I was married to Kris Kardashian, I’d want to completely turn into someone else, too.

I do actually feel bad that one of his teenage daughters doesn’t like hanging out with him as much because of her friends’ teasing. Really, little teenagers? Someone’s dad becoming a woman isn’t hard enough? You really felt like the best road would be bullying? Good work securing that ticket to Hell.

Well, Bruce, whichever road you decide to take, I wish you luck. I will leave you with this though — stilettos are a bitch and a half.