Is That Your Thong Wrapped Around My Chihuahua’s Head?

BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA (2008)<br /><br /><br />
PIPER PERABO (left), CHLOE (right)My friend Marissa (the fake belly dancer) told me a hilarious story that reminded me of one of my favorite episodes of Frasier.

One morning, after spending the night with her boyfriend, she started getting dressed to go home. Unfortunately, she was missing something: her thong. She looked all over his room, and then eventually gave up and left the house commando.

Later that day, her boyfriend called her hysterically laughing.

“Babe, I found your thong,” he said.

“So why is that funny?” Marissa asked.

“Because of where I found it. …It was on the chihuahua’s head.”

“What?!” she screamed.

“Yup. I looked over at Cookie in his bed and the underwear was wrapped around his head.”

“Did anyone in your family see it?!”

“Nah, I don’t think so. It would be hysterical if they did, though!”

“Yeah, jerk, that would be absolutely great,” she said, shaking her head.

Have you ever lost your underwear to a guy/girl’s dog?

4 thoughts on “Is That Your Thong Wrapped Around My Chihuahua’s Head?

  1. How come she was so upset about his family seeing the thong? Shouldn’t she have been more ashamed of sleeping with her boyfriend in his room in his parent’s house!!!

  2. Reminds me of the time I stayed over my Aunt’s house upstate for the weekend and came down for breakfast in the morning to find my Aunt hysterically laughing. When I asked her why, she said my Uncle was mortified because when he came downstairs he found their Rottweiler with a bra in his mouth. My Uncle quickly realized it was mine and spent a half hour chasing the dog all over the house to get it back! He was too bashful to give it back to me and asked my Aunt to deliver it for him.

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