One morning, after spending the night with her boyfriend, she started getting dressed to go home. Unfortunately, she was missing something: her thong. She looked all over his room, and then eventually gave up and left the house commando.
Later that day, her boyfriend called her hysterically laughing.
“Babe, I found your thong,” he said.
“So why is that funny?” Marissa asked.
“Because of where I found it. …It was on the chihuahua’s head.”
“What?!” she screamed.
“Yup. I looked over at Cookie in his bed and the underwear was wrapped around his head.”
“Did anyone in your family see it?!”
“Nah, I don’t think so. It would be hysterical if they did, though!”
“Yeah, jerk, that would be absolutely great,” she said, shaking her head.
Have you ever lost your underwear to a guy/girl’s dog?