Girls always get the bad rep of having big mouths, but I’ve come to realize over the past 10 years of dating that I like guys a lot more when they’re completely silent. I have yet to come across a guy that didn’t piss me off at least three times a day. And that’s seriously low-balling it.
It’s as if they go out of their way to piss me off, hurt my feelings, disgust me, or flat out repulse me. I only date good looking guys, so really if they just called, texted, and spoke less, I really feel like we’d have a better shot.
My best friend Kerry always listens to my stories, shakes her head and says, “They should just shut up and look pretty.”
And it’s so true. They’re all just ruining it for themselves. Just like a constantly-screaming baby or always-routy dog, I like guys best when they’re asleep on the couch next to me.
I cuddle them. I look at them adoringly. I sometimes even pet their hair or face. And I think, “I don’t hate him; I might even love him.” And then he opens his eyes, makes some comment about sex or sports or farting, and I contemplate a murder/suicide. Umm, maybe just a murder.
Do you like your boy/girlfriend more when he/she is silent or asleep?