I love how we all make fun of celebrities when we see them walking the streets with plain faces and clothes and say, “OMG, she looks disgusting without her makeup,” and yet, we look disgusting without makeup (Or at least I do, anyway). I’m not one to trash myself (so I won’t) but I am one to be honest. Therefore, I will honestly say that I (like many others out there) look like a homeless druggie when I don’t take care of myself. I’ve already shared my thoughts about how I believe girls should maintain their looks if they want to get hit on in You’re Not Getting Hit On Because You’re Not Following My Advice…. This post, however, is strictly about me and my pre- and post-date hideousness. It all stemmed from a phone conversation I had with the guy I’m seeing.
Today, Bryan asked me if I like to get “surprise visits.” I immediately ran to my window in horror to see if he had come to my house early.
“No! I HATE surprise visits!” I said back, praying that he wasn’t on his way to my house.
“Why do you hate them?” he asked, probably wondering if I was hanging out with another guy.