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The other night I had dinner with two of my girlfriends. I know them from back back back in the day when the three of us used to work together. We try and get together every six months or so to catch up. Since so much time passes, we literally talk for hours straight, sharing all of our stories.
Cynthia had one story that literally had me and Michelle in tears.
“So did I tell you about my one-night stand in Atlantic City?”
“No!” we shouted in unison, because none of us have ever had a one-night stand.
Cynthia went on to tell us about how she met a guy on a Friday night that she liked. He turned out to be a few years younger than her (same as my Atlantic City 21-year-old!) yet convinced her to stay an extra night.
Everyone in the guy’s group ended up having sex with everyone in Cynthia’s group. Everyone, that is, except Cynthia.
“This effing guy couldn’t get erect because he was crying about how he just broke up with his girlfriend!”
“So you didn’t have sex with him?” Michelle asked.
“No! My one-night stand consisted of his fingers!” Cynthia shouted, shaking her head.
“So, you basically had a one-finger-stand?” I asked, doubling over in laughter at Cynthia’s failed attempt at her one and only one-night-stand.
Have you ever tried to have a one-night-stand and failed?