The Age-Old Question Has Finally Been Answered: Jen Chooses Guys Over Food
Before I even write this post, I feel that I must preface by saying that the guy I leapt out of my seat for did not look like this dude. But this photo was so beautiful I physically could not control myself.
Anywho, I was sitting in the outdoor-seating at a local pizzeria/restaurant, L&B, eating a slice of their famous square pizza…whiiiile waiting for my calamari salad (yes, I am truly obese). I got about three quarters of the way through the slice when Melissa said, “What is this Hot Cop Day?”
“Throw this out!” I yelled at my girlfriend, Melissa, as I threw the dish at her.
He was stunning. Before I even knew what was happening, I was up from the table and walking straight for him. Thirty seconds later, I was standing on line behind him. A line that I had just been waiting on.
Melissa stared at me, mouth agape, while I pretended to be casual and ordered a Diet Pepsi. That got me absolutely nowhere because the cop said absolutely nothing to me. When I complained, Melissa, who had walked over to me shaking her head, whispered in my ear that he had a ring on his finger.
So I lost a little bit of dignity and, more importantly, a little bit of L&B pizza.
Have you ever walked up to a hot guy before you even knew you were doing it?